Daddy has a Neck Beard. (See pics below.)
Awww... How Cute! (I know what you're thinking... Why is mummy such a fox, and daddy looks like a freaking Leprechaun? LIFE IS AWESOME!!! - That's why!)
By the time you come into this world, all of the cool kids will have Neck Beards!
Hopefully, you won't be born with one - but even if you are, your mum and I will still love you! (although your photo will not appear on this blog!)
PS - This is really just an excuse to get my Neck Beard onto the www so that google might find it when i google-image-search "Neck Beard" - it's been a life-long ambition of mine and will ultimately make your daddy rich and famous?
Well, maybe?
So - did it work?
Google image search "Neck Beard" to find out?
http://images.google.com/